We have a Saturday night church service where we serve refreshments and one of the most popular items on the "menu" are these cheese balls we get from Sam's. They're like cheetos only with even less recognizable ingredients - but man are they good -- like the kind of good where you can't stop eating them ... so as I was not-stopping-eating them I thought...
"If I got to choose how I would die, I think it would be eating these to death ... or maybe donuts --- boy do I love donuts! Wouldn't it be awesome if we knew that Jesus was coming back tomorrow and so we could just spend today eating anything and as much of everything we ever wanted."
Did I mention that I was at church thinking these thoughts? yikes! so then I figured I should start thinking about evangelism and stuff and how if I knew that Jesus was coming back tomorrow I should share the Gospel with everyone I could find ... but maybe do so w/ a donut in hand???
October 2024
2 weeks ago
6 comments:
you are hilarious! love it!! welcome back :)
sacrilicious?
okay lee, i looooove the simpsons reference, because the basis of my train of thought was that tree house of horrors episode where homer is forced to eat a room full of donuts!
hehe! I love it! :) You are hilarious... and should not deny your readers! :)
first, look at you guys!!! ya'll are gorgeous!
second, when you're that gorgeous...you can grab as many doughnuts as you want!!
third, see you tomorrow!!
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